Okay — Where Is the Soap?

Is that soap?

OK, I’m writing this because I am in shock.  Knowing that you may be losing it is one thing, having it confirmed, without witness, is another.   Consider this.  I recently bought a bottle of Gain washing detergent, I love this smell.  Well, this weekend, I decided to get back in gear, because I had to get ready for work.  Soooo, I washed the first tub of clothes which is now still in the dryer.  I remember looking into the tub and being surprised that  the suds had not appeared, so my pea brain decided that the washer had not agitated enough and they would soon appear.

Wrooong!!!!!  Before the wash was completed, I looked again, saw no suds and put more detergent in the washing machine.  Thinking no more about it, the wash was finally completed and the clothes were put in dryer.   Well, this morning I did a tub of sweaters that I planned to wear this week for work.  Again, I noticed that after the washing had begun, there were no suds.  So this time I took a real careful look at the bottle of Gain, thinking about false advertisement or something.  NOT!!!!  How about this bottle of 129 fluid ounces was not Gain washing detergent, but GAIN FABRIC SOFTNER.  Does this mean I have been walking around in some instances in clothing  that may not be  so clean but sure was smelling good?

I’m on my way to the closest store for a bottle of Gain.  Wish me luck.